mamma mia is just what having other gay friends is like honestly
all your friends wont stop singing fucking ABBA and everything that happens to you is bonkers at all times. meryl streep is there
I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
idea for a classics podcast: get a bunch of people together who learned greek mythology at some point in their life and kind of remember it but have mostly forgotten it, and then try to get them to recount stories from greek mythology with only their vague recollection to guide them. as they attempt to piece together the story, they’ll likely end up with something that sort of resembles the original myth but with a bunch of weird differences, thereby creating new traditions in the vein of the greek bards of old
i’ll call it “homer? i hardly know her!”
“Love scenes with women are much easier. Kissing a man just feels awful. Kissing a woman is much more fun.” - Olivia Colman, with her Golden Globe for The Favourite (January 6, 2019)